Sausage Farmer

Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.

-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"

by CantakerousCantankerer March 12, 2012

breakfast sausage

When a guy wakes up in the morning with an erect penis, aka "morning wood"

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend got excited when she saw my breakfast sausage and knew I was ready to go.

by amglaw March 20, 2014

Kerb Sausage

A dog poo near the kerb stone of the pavement

Whilst walking down the strret the other day i stepped right in a kerb sausage.

by clunge trumpet December 12, 2010

sausage cob

When your boyfriend is spooning you and it's all innocent, but he suddenly whips out his dick and puts it between your arse cheeks

My friend: did you and your man get up to anything last night ;))
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me

by Leedle feey May 6, 2017

sausage trap

a room or attraction at a party that will draw only guys to it, improving the guy:girl ratio at the party

"We set up Rock Band upstairs to serve as a sausage trap."

"The free weed in my room is working great as a sausage trap."

by blzzrd95 March 15, 2009

sausage fest

Any party put on by Christian Mahood for the prolification of his gay fantasies, especially those serving packaged meats. Activities may include "bobbing for sausages", "pin the sausage on the donkey", and "plug the hole with a sausage". These parties are only fun for gay people, so beware.

Oh man, Mahood is throwing another sausage party. The fliers are all over school. He's pretty sick.

by Rambo March 20, 2004

buttered sausage

a buttered sausage is the act of cutting a hole into a whipped cream can and inserting a Frankfurt resulting in a cream covered sausage. after you have covered the sausage you freeze it over night. the next morning it is covered in melted butter then freeze again. once frozen and buttered you insert it into your anus and run down the street screaming "butter my buns and call me betty!"

the young lad did a buttered sausage on sunday to church

by a silly sausage June 10, 2017