RIP n' dip

When you ask someone who appears upset what's bothering them, but you underestimated the gravity of their problem and it ends up being quite serious, and you're unprepared to deal with it so you offer a halfhearted acknowledgement ("RIP") and leave as soon as possible (dip)

John: Hey Marley, you good?
Marley: No...My parents are getting divorced
John: oh... uh, RIP *leaves*

-later-

Sam: So you just left??
John: I didn't know how to react! I had to RIP n' dip !

by hayd33z April 29, 2019

Ripping up the Prem.

The phrase 'ripping up the prem' originated in Bexhill, England. As a way of telling others that one has achieved a goal,done something remarkably good or has had a DAMN GOOD TIME.

Person 1: "Whats up?"
Person 2: "Nothin much, just been ripping up the prem."
Person1: "Sweet"

by dn1820 February 26, 2009

Rip Van Linkle

Noun/verb/adjective: Someone who forwards you old links, videos, and pics that everyone has already seen. Also the act of forwarding old links, or as a description of the old links.

NOUN-Rip Van Linkle is constantly IMing me 2 week old viral crap. Fail.

VERB- He Rip Van Linkled me some LOLCATZ and Autotune Obama. Fail.

ADJ-Rip Van Linkle post- that vid was on Tosh.0 two weeks ago and has been remixed five times including an autotune. Fail.

by KT1107 August 31, 2010

Dash Rip Rock

New Orleans Country Punk Band - famous for radio hit "Let's Go Smoke Some Pot" www.dashriprock.com

Dash Rip Rock is faster than Rev. Horton Heat - better lookin' than the Supersuckers - more psycho than Hank III

by Brown Guido November 4, 2013

Rip Lamp™

When somebody unironically shits themselves in front of a ring light.

" Gawd damn, did you see pewdiepie the twitch streamer fucking Rip Lamp™ " ?
" That shit was crazy, I almost Rip Lamped™ myself ".

by CassiTheNerd420 January 22, 2022

rip some rope

used as a way to say you scored a goal in the sport hockey.

“Yo jonesy remember when i rip some rope last tuesday? that snapper got me a post game blowy.”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

Pink Rip Cord

The act of swallowing a piece of string long enough so when it’s digested you have at least 5-6 inches left out of your mouth. Once excreting your feeces with the string in it tugging on the string back and forth in a flossing motion.

Hey Jim, tastes like you need a Pink Rip Cord

by J&J&J April 3, 2019