Ripping and Handling Fee

When passing a vape or smoking apparatus around the crew, rips are allowed to any person handling said vape or apparatus in the process of moving it from one person to another. Said tax is called the ripping and handling fee.

Kelly: Pass me Elizabeth Suorin
Ryan passes Suorin to Henry to hand to Kelly
Henry: I’m gonna take a ripping and handling fee

by huyrealcool November 19, 2019

conjure up a rip

Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable

I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip

by SureShot141 July 13, 2016

Rip snortin' red

When something is very brightly colored red. Usually refers to someone who is very badly sun burnt.

"That idiot didn't put on any sunscreen all day and now he's rip snortin' red!"

by Uncle Bob Sagot November 17, 2011

Pink Rip Cord

The act of swallowing a piece of string long enough so when it’s digested you have at least 5-6 inches left out of your mouth. Once excreting your feeces with the string in it tugging on the string back and forth in a flossing motion.

Hey Jim, tastes like you need a Pink Rip Cord

by J&J&J April 3, 2019

Right out the rip

Immediately, at the beginning of any event that progresses over time (games, movies, education, concerts, etc.).

"We sat down to play blackjack and Chad got 21 'right out the rip.' It was the first hand of the night!"

"I knew the blind date was going to be a disaster 'right out the rip.' She brought her mother, her daughter, and current boyfriend with her."

"My marriage was a disaster 'right out the rip,' I never should have ordered a wife from a catalog."

"The night was off to a terrible start as I got a flat tire 'right out the rip.' I was 30 minutes late for trivia."

by Farmcat June 28, 2023

RIP n' dip

When you ask someone who appears upset what's bothering them, but you underestimated the gravity of their problem and it ends up being quite serious, and you're unprepared to deal with it so you offer a halfhearted acknowledgement ("RIP") and leave as soon as possible (dip)

John: Hey Marley, you good?
Marley: No...My parents are getting divorced
John: oh... uh, RIP *leaves*

-later-

Sam: So you just left??
John: I didn't know how to react! I had to RIP n' dip !

by hayd33z April 29, 2019

Atomic Bong Rip

Any bong rip that renders you bewilderingly high before you even have the opportunity to put down the bong, let alone stand up.

Dude I just took three Atomic Bong Rips off of Pink Friend my body is on autopilot right now.

by jacob978giles June 27, 2022