Baby Pillow

I love you forever, also take a shower.

“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2

by Ghshdhdudgdy January 20, 2022

dirty pillow fort

A bra.

I need to buy a new dirty pillow fort

by Smittytitty April 17, 2016

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 14, 2022

Philo the Pillow

A pillow that looks like a human that lives in nj

"Philo the Pillow" I yelled.
Ignores

by Chikabille February 21, 2021

sick pillow

a pillow you specifically only use when you’re sick (a comfort pillow)

daughter : mom i’m sick can you get me my “sick pillow”

mom: here’s your “sick pillow” dear

by Terriaki July 25, 2022

Pillow Baby

A sexual/romantic partner who has laid beside you on a pillow, similar to pillow talk after sexual intercourse. You typically have strong feelings for this person hence the following phrase “baby”.

Sister: Ew, who are you talking to on the phone?
Charles: My pillow baby. It’s none of your business!
Sister: *frowns*

by hashtagANonaMous July 27, 2023

pillow ripped up

A pillow that was ripped apart.

Tommy? Why is my my pillow ripped up?

by oh hell yeaaaaah July 17, 2021