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Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019
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Trash Cowboy

One whose eye is known to oogle in the direction of a wayward breast, particularly when displayed on the skype window in the upper corner of a screen.
Look at the glimmer in the trash cowboy's eye. Looks like he's caught a glimpse of some nubile young flesh.
by farthole November 9, 2012
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Emo Cowboy

A boy who wears cowboy boots, a cowboy belt, and a cowboy hat but is also tired and sad and shows no emotion. Also known as mike or mike & Ike
AVA: "look at mike & Ike over there, he is SUCH an emo cowboy"
CHASTER: "for REALLL"
by UglyRAtAYEE February 17, 2022
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Cowboy coochie

When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
Damn that cowboy coochie got me fucked up
by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022
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Cowboy Candy

A delicious, sweet concoction of pickled jalapeños, sugar, corn syrup and spices. Used as a topping for BBQ'd meats or Mexican food. The jalapeños are sliced and then simmered with the other ingredients until they are softened and the flavors have melded together. The Cowboy Candy is then allowed to cool and thicken before being served. YUMMY!
Howdy pilgrim...ya wanna try some Cowboy Candy on top of that Ribeye?
by Jive Talker November 25, 2023
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Cowboy Casanova

by Bdhuxjsbwvauisjxbch103 June 16, 2023
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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011
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