retard valley

the stupid ass place my boyfriend made up last spring (yes it is as retarded as is sounds) in glassboro nj

let’s go hang at retard valley!

by jlips910 March 3, 2020

Retarded Emo

saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson

Are you some kind of retarded emo

by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019

Extraordinarilly retarded

Being extraordinarilly retarded is being very fucking dumb it is extraordinary. Your whole fucking brain is in a mess.

Matthew:"Holy shit that guy on the quiz was so extraordinarilly retarded!"
Jesse:"Yea what the actual fuck."

by Savakiri63 April 6, 2020

Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard

Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point

by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019

Relationship Retarded

when someone is so new to a relationship they don't know what the fuck to do

The bitch is so relationship retarded she told my mom she was ugly when she met her.

by Name123456789 December 20, 2014

Retard Convention

1. In literal terms, a group of mentally handicapped people in a room or area.
2. In figurative terms, a gathering of a bunch of fucking morons to talk about their idiotic ideals.

"Hey dude are you going to go to that G-Eazy concert?" "No! I'm not going to that retard convention! It's a waste of time.

by DJmemestar July 27, 2016

retard chariot

4 wheeler A.K.A. Quad

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!

by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008