The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.
1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner
4. penis
5. dick
6. cock
7. schlong
1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner
4. penis
5. dick
6. cock
7. schlong
"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"
"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
by tnayrb January 25, 2015
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“Hey look it’s a swimmer”
“Oh yea it’s October the 29th it’s national swimmer day”
“I’m going to tell them”
“Oh yea it’s October the 29th it’s national swimmer day”
“I’m going to tell them”
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Kid 1: Who is that group of kids all wearing black and white?
Kid 2: They are the JaJu’s. They wear it every Monday for National JaJu day.
Kid 2: They are the JaJu’s. They wear it every Monday for National JaJu day.
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