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The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong
"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
by tnayrb January 25, 2015
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National swimmer day

October 29 is national swimmer day. On this day we celebrate our swimmers. So go say happy national swimmer day to all of the swimmers you know! Show your appreciation for the hard work/training they do every day.
“Hey look it’s a swimmer”
“Oh yea it’s October the 29th it’s national swimmer day”
“I’m going to tell them
by Jackson74 October 5, 2019
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National Freak Month

December The Month Were You And Your Girl/Guy Can Do All The Freak Shit Y’all Want.
Damn It’s December National Freak Month, Let’s Get A Room Baby😏.
by B00M3R November 28, 2019
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National Flirt day

On April 17th you can flirt with anyone you want without cheating even if someone is dating someone else.
"Hey cutie"
"I have a girlfriend"
"so? Its national flirt day!"
by your_mom_69_420 April 16, 2020
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National Luke Day

by Revenge Gal November 27, 2020
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National Chuck Day

This day on February 19th is dedicated to the dashing boy in your class named Chuck. We must all celebrate Chuck on this day and throw a party.
Hey guys it’s National Chuck Day today let’s throw a party for Chuck.
by Theonetheonlychuck February 18, 2020
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National JaJu Day

The JaJu’s are a group of intelligent sons AND daughters put together to start a revolution. On Monday they unite and wear white shirts and black pants. JaJu’s UNITE!
Kid 1: Who is that group of kids all wearing black and white?
Kid 2: They are the JaJu’s. They wear it every Monday for National JaJu day.
by JaJu’s forever November 24, 2019
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