nap and dash

When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.

example 1

"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.

example 2

"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.

by Tom McLovin May 17, 2022

homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024

Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.

Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.

by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016

naps girl

Okay, hear me out, most of dem rell dotish but some could be really sweet. Yeah they go be staring at naps and pres man but dats jus cause dey doh socialize so dey keep dreamin' cause dey too afraid of rejection n doh know how fine or cute dey are.

Naps Girls talking:

Girl1: Woah! I know that dude! I've meet(/seen) him before!

Girl2: Dat naps man over so?

Girl1: Yeah!

Girl2: Well go talk to him nah

Girl1: No.

Girl2: Why?

Girl1: Cause.. he wouldn't want some sweaty, crusty girl talking to him!

Girl2: Ight, suite yuhself.

by videsh ramsuck deepz nuts January 25, 2023

Jack Nap

The act of jacking off before taking a nap.

Have you seen Andy? Is he downstairs taking a jack nap?

by PH2025 October 19, 2025

Naps girl

Every single naps girl is miserable. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Why they so miserable?? No clue but they damn fucking miserable. Sometimes i wanna kms listening to them wanna kill themselves.

reeves-roopnarine(pres man who cant pull) and this ugly waste of break jumbie horn him (naps girl)

E.g 2 vineet-Maharaj-rampersad (NEXT PRES MAN is a trend) he get a multicellular horn . How?? The naps gyal link with him and was send other men nudes

by Momdu November 20, 2023

Swigot's Nap

When you fall asleep when the sun is out, and wake up and the sun is still out regardless of what time it is.

Huh I woke up from my Swigot's Nap and I feel so awake!

by LogikalThinking April 14, 2019