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Business Class

(noun)
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.

Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.

Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)

Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
Ever since Brad flew Business Class once, he’s been calling the flight attendants ‘crew’ and complaining about turbulence like it’s a customer service issue.
by coral-coalson October 27, 2025
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As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.
by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023
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None of my business

Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.
Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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The Busy Wild

Riding reverse cowgirl while licking his balls.

Or an off-road trail in Elbe Hills, WA.
I was doing the busy wild and he shivered!
by Tricks911 November 23, 2024
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Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.
T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
by nekro3 May 16, 2018
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business gas

Indigestion and gassiness caused by doing nothing but sitting in business class on a long flight and eating all day
I'm sorry I have to keep going to the bathroom, I got an upgrade to business class and now I have business gas
by Ziggy4206 December 25, 2023
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