pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey
my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey
by cindyS February 27, 2008
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sketch monkey

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.
ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.
by PLUSnooneelse. February 05, 2011
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Catchin the monkey

The act of catching HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)
Kevin: You gonna be catchin the monkey if you mess with her dog
Darryl: Don't worrry son, Ima wear a condom
by Josh21 March 29, 2008
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Monkey Split

Her monkey split was very tight.
by mrme562 March 04, 2009
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dunky monkey

A white boy who is extremely talented at basketball yet very humble. SO humble that the only person who can brag about him is his girlfriend. A guy who can do all different types of dunks and is one of the top shooters in the state. A guy who has a very promising future.
That dunky monkey on the court is so hot!
by dukeshortie93 September 26, 2011
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chiba monkey

I don't want to go to the party, there's going to be a bunch of chiba monkeys.
by The1&OnlyOgre January 21, 2014
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Monkey Dunking

When you play as Winston in Overwatch and drop in on those Hanzo hunsbando fags.
Player 1: You see that Hanzo up there? It's time for a good monkey dunking.
by Zaeglamesh June 06, 2016
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