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monkey country

typically a third world country. many of which have extreme poverty,high crime rates, and a very corrupt government and justice system. most, but not all of which contain indigenous species of monkeys and apes, hence, the name monkey country. but can be associated with any poor corrupt rogue nations.
somalia,sierra leone,nigeria,bolivia, el salvador and afghanastan are just a few examples of a monkey country.
by biffstu March 12, 2009
mugGet the monkey countrymug.

Wank monkey

A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.

Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.

The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
It occurred to me as I heard about Nikki's time as a stripper that she was a huge wank monkey.
by Alan-O September 26, 2007
mugGet the Wank monkeymug.

Canal Monkey

Any person who originates or lives in Italy, more specifically in the city of Venice. Also can be referred to as a Canal Kid.
Hey look at that Canal Monkey walking down the street. Bet his parents own a pizza place too.

The Canal Monkey's signed a bad deal with Hitler in World War II.
by sheenesteevezismydad March 25, 2017
mugGet the Canal Monkeymug.

Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game
okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey
by tairock October 28, 2020
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Monkey, Sandmonkey

When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)
Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that
by ZicoWico August 20, 2006
mugGet the Monkey, Sandmonkeymug.

Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.
Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.
by sloleak October 13, 2006
mugGet the Monkey swipemug.

Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.
Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!
by Beer Titan February 1, 2013
mugGet the Monkey Pilemug.

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