Canal Monkey

Any person who originates or lives in Italy, more specifically in the city of Venice. Also can be referred to as a Canal Kid.

Hey look at that Canal Monkey walking down the street. Bet his parents own a pizza place too.

The Canal Monkey's signed a bad deal with Hitler in World War II.

by sheenesteevezismydad March 25, 2017

pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey

my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey

by cindyS February 27, 2008

sketch monkey

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.

ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.

by PLUSnooneelse. February 05, 2011

chiba monkey

Stoner.

I don't want to go to the party, there's going to be a bunch of chiba monkeys.

by The1&OnlyOgre January 21, 2014

Monkey Dunking

When you play as Winston in Overwatch and drop in on those Hanzo hunsbando fags.

Player 1: You see that Hanzo up there? It's time for a good monkey dunking.

by Zaeglamesh June 06, 2016

Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.

Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!

by Beer Titan February 01, 2013

Catchin the monkey

The act of catching HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)

Kevin: You gonna be catchin the monkey if you mess with her dog
Darryl: Don't worrry son, Ima wear a condom

by Josh21 March 29, 2008