Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

by tairock October 28, 2020

Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.

Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.

by sloleak October 13, 2006

monkey chick

Female that enjoys/craves wild uninhibited sex, and/or actions and sounds during sex that the observer would consider to be imitating a monkey.

"Me Tarzan, you Cheeta!" =0P (...if Tarzan had a thing for monkey chicks or female monkies)

"Duuude, when we were getting it on she turned into a real monkey chick!"

by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004

Wank monkey

A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.

Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.

The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.

It occurred to me as I heard about Nikki's time as a stripper that she was a huge wank monkey.

by Alan-O September 26, 2007

chiba monkey

Stoner.

I don't want to go to the party, there's going to be a bunch of chiba monkeys.

by The1&OnlyOgre January 22, 2014

monkey country

typically a third world country. many of which have extreme poverty,high crime rates, and a very corrupt government and justice system. most, but not all of which contain indigenous species of monkeys and apes, hence, the name monkey country. but can be associated with any poor corrupt rogue nations.

somalia,sierra leone,nigeria,bolivia, el salvador and afghanastan are just a few examples of a monkey country.

by biffstu March 12, 2009

Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.

Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!

by Beer Titan February 1, 2013