A unique,funny and smart girl
Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment
You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her
Martine is someone special that you will never forget! She gets easily mad but it’s easy to fix! Just tell her a joke or give her a compliment
You will never meet someone like her again so take good care of her
by Blæhh June 7, 2022
Get the Martinemug. Manuel is the hottest man on the planet. He is extremly funny and nice. He is so compassionate for everyone.
by jhonnythemoney August 19, 2017
Get the manuel martinmug. by Giantskiller March 21, 2016
Get the the ricky martinmug. Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025
Get the Martin Luther Queefmug. Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,
Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald
Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald
by Bald Martins Elf April 7, 2021
Get the Bald Martin Hatersmug. A guy with a giant dick
by NotRazer January 3, 2019
Get the Martinmug. He’s creative. He’s a dreamer. He’s the boy who obsesses over you—the boy who wants to be your boyfriend. The boy who wants to be everything he is—just so you make him feel like he’s the only person in the world. Can he do it though? Is he too stuck in his imagination? He might not care about what’s happening in the real world. He might pretend that it doesn’t exist when he gets frustrated. Is it his self-image? Is it his rationale? Sometimes you can’t tell if he’s just ignorant in his imagination or he’s too lazy to create for the real world. Maybe he doesn’t want validation. Maybe he hasn’t realized that his dreams don’t align with reality. Maybe he’s doing all the wrong things with ulterior motivation. But one thing is sure. He wants to be just like your boyfriend. He wants to create that relationship with you. It’ll be in the back of his mind for years to come. He might even attempt to recreate that relationship with someone else, or maybe, just maybe, he’ll learn to appreciate himself, instead of obsessing over the people in his environment and dreaming of who he could become or how he could be perceived.
He never stops thinking about her.
Who, Martin?
Yes, what does he want?
He wants to be her everything—the center of her attention.
But Reginold, you’re the center of her attention!
All the more reason.
Who, Martin?
Yes, what does he want?
He wants to be her everything—the center of her attention.
But Reginold, you’re the center of her attention!
All the more reason.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
Get the Martinmug.