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Canal Monkey

Any person who originates or lives in Italy, more specifically in the city of Venice. Also can be referred to as a Canal Kid.
Hey look at that Canal Monkey walking down the street. Bet his parents own a pizza place too.

The Canal Monkey's signed a bad deal with Hitler in World War II.
by sheenesteevezismydad March 25, 2017
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Catchin the monkey

The act of catching HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)
Kevin: You gonna be catchin the monkey if you mess with her dog
Darryl: Don't worrry son, Ima wear a condom
by Josh21 March 28, 2008
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monkey chick

Female that enjoys/craves wild uninhibited sex, and/or actions and sounds during sex that the observer would consider to be imitating a monkey.

"Me Tarzan, you Cheeta!" =0P (...if Tarzan had a thing for monkey chicks or female monkies)
"Duuude, when we were getting it on she turned into a real monkey chick!"
by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004
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sketch monkey

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.
ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.
by PLUSnooneelse. February 23, 2011
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monkey country

typically a third world country. many of which have extreme poverty,high crime rates, and a very corrupt government and justice system. most, but not all of which contain indigenous species of monkeys and apes, hence, the name monkey country. but can be associated with any poor corrupt rogue nations.
somalia,sierra leone,nigeria,bolivia, el salvador and afghanastan are just a few examples of a monkey country.
by biffstu March 12, 2009
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Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.
Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.
by sloleak October 13, 2006
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dunky monkey

A white boy who is extremely talented at basketball yet very humble. SO humble that the only person who can brag about him is his girlfriend. A guy who can do all different types of dunks and is one of the top shooters in the state. A guy who has a very promising future.
That dunky monkey on the court is so hot!
by dukeshortie93 September 25, 2011
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