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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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Fat load

A large amount of semen that is about to squirt out of your penis during orgasm
I’ve got a fat load and it’s about to explode
by PENETRATETHEBUTTHOLE February 23, 2024
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Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.
There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.
by Bobroz April 18, 2021
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load shod

The past tense form of load shedding. It is used to when referencing the previous night of weekend and the creative ways you found to entertain yourself while there was no electricity.
I was going to play some Overwatch this weekend but I got load shod. I ended up going for a hike and making out with a girl..fml.
by m00ny November 7, 2019
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sweaty load

A mans load of cemen or sperm when there balls are sweaty
I swallowed Steven's sweaty load
by Wolffman1221 August 7, 2016
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A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.
Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
by Exothryll August 14, 2025
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