“Loading...”
“Any second now”
*5 minutes later*
“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”
*10 thousand years later*
“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”
“Any second now”
*5 minutes later*
“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”
*10 thousand years later*
“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”
by nlolhere July 17, 2020

by cheetoisveryamazing January 31, 2022

by Big Lunch May 27, 2024

When you gently cum an enormous amount of ample semen onto the surface of a woman's bosom and or facial region.
God damn, the slow release of that dainty load had me coming and bouncing on my boy's dick for hours bouncing on my boy's dick for hours.
by SugarBoogersEatMyDeliciousBoog October 1, 2022

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."
by anonymous February 22, 2023

(noun) Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side. A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, especially the Abbey Road album cover.
For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
Example 1:
“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"
“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
