Glue, Lick and Stamp

When with the same piece of toilet paper you blow your nose, wipe your dick then your ass

Guy1: Yo dude, i just did a glue, lick and stamp.
Guy2: Damn that’s nasty

by MLT_C0MpLeX May 14, 2021

Licking my wounds

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience

Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."

by Lafy February 27, 2022

lick off a shot

Bust a cap in somebody's ass

jerom was talkin mad shit so I had ta lick off a shot on his ass

by pacman-wrecka September 29, 2006

lick my sack

too caress the ball sack with your tongue, usually not by preference.

gay guy to timid gay guy who is still ion closet: Dude, lick my sack or I'll shove my cock in your ear.
-lick my ponch
-lick my scrote
-shave my ball sack with your cats tongue

by SkinnyPete January 5, 2004

Lick My Nine

1. The act of a person commanding someone else to suck on their nine inch dick.

2. The act of commanding another to put the .9mm in their mouth, resulting in blowing their fucking head off.

Mary: Hey your hat looks really stupid

John: Bitch how bout' you shut the fuck up and lick my nine!

by the k what hey February 24, 2011

aeropostale shit lick

the act of taking a peice of shit shirt from aeropostale, then shitting in it while your gay blind friend masturbates onto your face and shoving a banana phone up your ass, then when he has fully jizzed on your face you take the aeropostale shirt (now it looks sumwhat like a shit hammock) and throw it up in the air while you open your mouth like your trying to catch snow flakes on your tongue, then you both make out and play limp biscuit,then you take that stupid douchebag aeropostale shirt and wrap it around both of your heads to make a romantic and smelly bond on your head

guy 1-wow i heard you and tom had an aeropostale shit lick party
guy 2- yep that was the best night of my life!

by killmeihavenolife21 February 25, 2010

licking door knobs

The act of a Ginger licking an object to gain an illness

'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'

by hamster hammer October 8, 2009