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Bourbon Legend

A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)

*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
by figarojames January 19, 2019
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Bloody legends

Lazarbeams subscribers.
Good bye ya bloody legends and belk the bliddy like botton
by Partofthebloodylegends February 16, 2019
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Skinny Legend

by hillsideb0ys March 4, 2019
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Apex Legends

A cool new game int the year of 2019. The people in my class dont give a shit about it
by iamaconguy23 March 6, 2019
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vocal legend

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury is the definition of a vocal legend, he is the greatest vocalist and singer of all time. He has a unique voice that can simply not be replicated. The most unique and most beautiful voice that has ever graced this earth.
Freddie Mercury could sing : opera, rock, pop an others kinds of music, a vocal legend.
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Yung Legend

A hairy obese creature that only feasts on pizza and chicken nuggets like a five year old. Typically a jolly creature, but will sometimes eat all of the children's food. Takes poops during combat and likes to admire shiny objects at the worst possible time. If seen in the woods just yell it's real name 3 times and it will vanish. Typically named Cody.
I saw a Yung Legend on the trail today. It was harvesting chickens to make nuggets.
by FeloGreen March 14, 2019
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skinny legend

ariana grande is a skinny legend, along with raini rodriguez and mariah carey
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