a phrase derived from the term "gentlemans wash" it is the female equivlent that involves washing ones private parts using a bidet
by redbaron84 February 3, 2010
Get the lady's washmug. An interdimensional bringer of treats and beats usually transcending her lucky recipients to full floorgasm.
Grasshopper 1: "Whoa... do you feel that razzle in your dazzle?"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
by magic-marker January 23, 2018
Get the Lunch Ladymug. A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
by Lemistree December 7, 2011
Get the lady pooftamug. When two beautiful ladies lick up opposite sides of a hard penis and when they reach the top, they transition into a hot girl girl French kiss!
It was so hot when Ginger and MaryAnn did that Lady and the Tramp move while sucking off the Professor!
by SildogintheNatti July 1, 2021
Get the Lady and the Trampmug. by xoxoBellatheVampireSlayerxoxo March 21, 2012
Get the Lady Saxophonemug. by Francis Macelroy Lefluer February 28, 2015
Get the lady shadymug. by nick_pepper October 9, 2004
Get the two ladiesmug.