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Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 10, 2022
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Jason

If You Are My Hubby Jason Cullum This is for you Because all you've done for me So I Want To share that With The World ^^/ LOVE You ! , Jason Is Very Funny,Kind,Handson, Shy, Sexy , Caring,Hates PUNS -.- I'm Very PunAmal >: HEH HEH ..... Even Though I suck at Math You Helped Me with Math Back in High School Back When You asked Me To Marry You , I Hide something from you .... I Bought Three Breakfast Bureroes And I Bought Them with You're Credit Card Sorry Love you thought , Jason Likes to Have sex Time to time But still He is the Best ^.^^ALSO JASON IF YOU'ŕe READING This .... I'M PREGNANT !! LOVE YOU !!!! TO THE MOON AND BACK
Girl1: Wow RYLIE GOT MAn Better Be a Jason

Girl2: Mabey???
by Little Family July 15, 2022
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Jason carver

an absolute bitch with a good actor

This idiot tried to kill eddie munson and lucas sinclair in stranger things

Then he split in half and died
Bob: "I feel like I am gonna split in half"
Kevin: "like jason carver?"
by Luke124 July 16, 2022
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Jason-ism

A term referring to how Jasons speak.

Examples include:
"She dummy thicc"

"Pause... big pause"
"if it ain't snowing I ain't going"
"He's gay for sure"
"Down bad"
"Aight bruh"
"Imma pull up"
"Lakers in 4"
"Hey Arianne, wanna learn some Jason-isms?" "Aight bruh"
by humd July 27, 2022
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Jason

Jason is the type of person to have sex with anyone, Jason would cream in the teacher anyday at any time. Jason cums on everyone and butt fucks them
by jkjlkjkjlkj August 2, 2022
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Jason

Jason can pull any bitches and got no airbag in his car
This dude is a whole Jason
by Brehmonke August 2, 2022
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Jason Healy

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.
Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
by jonzh October 18, 2019
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