Jake Paul

A rare but deadly type of cancer that has affected nearly 17 million people.

Doctor: i'm sorry sir, but you have cancer.
Patient: *flashses back to last time they watched jake paul*.

by WhiteSamsungUser September 16, 2018

Jake militello

A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.

God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy

by Jason Winship May 18, 2019

Jake and Olivia

The snacks that smile back.

Dude, I just saw Jake and Olivia at the store!
Whoa. Where are they now?
No clue, man. I didn't follow.
Aw. Hakuna matata. bro. I'll eat later.

by Goldpeces October 11, 2017

Jake Paul

Jake Paul, is another synonym for trash,but this trash allegedly abuses women, also it take 1000 years for this to decomose.

babatunde give that jake paul a smack in the ass.
Is jake's paul harline a virtual glitch can dora explore, is area 51 hiding it, who know's.

by hossain0406 June 24, 2020

Jake Paul

a incredibly delusional cunt who lies 95% of the time he speaks on youtube.

i am jake paul, i am a cunt

by Really Cool BoY August 16, 2020

Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans

guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: I’m the fat greasy swan fucker

by Fsquared June 6, 2022

Jake paul

I like jake Paul

Said no one ever

I have jake paul

by Hahakajsgdysiwk May 22, 2019