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internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.
1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
by sming January 8, 2010
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the internet in 1969

Well, the internet in 1969, you may ask... well, here's a story. By December 5, 1969, a 4-node network was connected by adding the University of Utah and the University of California, Santa Barbara. Building on ideas developed in ALOHAnet, the ARPANET grew rapidly. ... The early ARPANET used the Network Control Program (NCP, sometimes Network Control Protocol) rather than TCP/IP.
Well, let's go to the past to the internet in 1969.
by MiyamotoFanatic2009 April 20, 2018
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Internet Pedophile

A creepy person on the internet who creeps on blockgames and sues people for copying his or her blockgame builds. Usually above the age of 18. Sometimes living at the residence of his or her parents. (Max12)
"Wow this guy is really pulling a max12 it's so creepy. What an Internet Pedophile"
by Penqu August 1, 2017
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The Internet People

A term used to describe the large demographic who spend a large portion of their day doing stupid things online (blogging, commenting on blogs, making google maps, tweeting, etc.). Through an aggregated affect of their anonymity and willingness to comment on topics of which they have now knowledge these people are significantly dumber than most Americans.
Someone who posts a word on Urban Dictionary, for example, could be considered a member of the internet people.
by FrontDesk3 March 13, 2009
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Internet Cunt

A nerdy child who spends all day and night playing games such as 'Minecraft' and 'Viva Piñata'.

In person they are quiet and friendly, and can be relied upon for favours. However, When let looses on the internet, they spawn massive hairy internet balls, and it isn't pretty. Insulting anything and anyone who stands in their way, they rampage across social networking sites attempting to gain 'respect'.

After a rant is over the Internet cunt will usually make a half hearted apology, and delete all evidence of their envolvment, often to avoid a beating.
Steven, stop commenting, your being an Internet Cunt.
by Shit Stirring Douche. January 28, 2012
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internet girlfriend

A girl with whom one conducts a relationship over the Internet, often involving cybersex.

Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.

The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.
His Internet girlfriend admitted to him one evening that she was very paranoid, extremely self conscious, and apparently schizophrenic.
by The Modest Bighead May 6, 2008
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Internet Flaming

Posting insults over the internet intended to disrupt the general tranquility of the receiver of the said insult.

Has been related to the special Olympics; Even if you win the race, you're still retarded.
Poster 1: "Ha I like cheese."
Poster 2: "Your Mom likes cheese."
Poster 1: "Hey leave my Mom out of this, she's cool."
Poster 2: "Yeah she was way cool last night with my cum all over her face."
Poster 1: "Hey fuck you man, you're a complete moron with no life. You will go nowhere and it's people like you that make the internet suck." <--- INTERNET FLAMING
Poster 2: "ur mom"
by COrider February 15, 2009
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