Club Sandwich

A bruise or discomfort on or around the vagina. Mainly due to running into the corner of a table, doorknob, or by excessive vaginal intercourse.

Ouch, don't touch me there Mark, I got a Club Sandwich yesterday. OUCH! I just Club Sandwiched myself on this coffee table.

by Jay Ferguson April 8, 2008

chub club

a bunch of fat asses that think there cool!

the chub club is fuckin gay

by pimphomeo July 30, 2003

gentlemans club

The gentleman's club is a group of sexy ass motherfuckers who go to South Hills High school. Made up from a diverse selection of inviduals, people of race are represented from voluptuous filipinos, Enticing indians, masterful mexicanos, Crazy Chinese, Taiwanese trinkets, and a naughty negro. They are ultimate with the ladies... and when combined the aura they give off brings all the ladies to the hood.

Typical conversation

Sexy female: you are sooo sweet and sexy... and i want you to bone the SHIT outta me

Gentleman's Club member::unzips pants::

by bigdaddymatt December 10, 2004

golf club

People with no real skills or aptitude who bond together to cover each others' asses by using / exploiting those with skill and aptitude. Quite often, these folks really play golf. See posers

Well, we just spent $8,000,000 on some useless software that the "golf club" thought would get them a bigger bonus.

by Stimey June 24, 2003

Century Club

group of people who drink recklessly,and have generally bad jugement.also known as alcoholics.

You can tell by the bloodshot eyes and the day-old beer smell that those guys are all in the Century Club.

by BUB May 10, 2003

Club Pump

A girl who freely engauges in sex with visitors to various clubs that she attends.

See that hottie over there, she is the club pump of the whole East end of town.

by Sean Layman May 28, 2006

muffin club

A group of large lesbian type woman which have fat hanging over their faces and hands, who like to stroke each other especially in their god given places to do the bad. sort of like assmongrels.

When I hit 300 pounds, I'm going to run for president of the muffin club.

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003