guadalupe hoe

One who floats the Guadalupe River. Walking their tube resembling a baby goat or giraffe. Randomly joins established parties. Willing to show titties for Jell-O shots.

“Can you believe my husband just whistled at that Guadalupe hoe.”

by River Karen July 13, 2022

Food Hoe

1. A girl who tries to get a date with you (or otherwise use you) just to get food/your money.

I shouldn't have used tinder; it's full of food hoes. They just want me to take them out to get free food.

by Karab okama March 11, 2017

hoeing out

When your usally not a hoe but one or two days of the week you "hoe out"

"Damn Darlene was really hoeing out this week."

"Yeah did you hear? She lost her voice."

by tacome August 21, 2016

Hoes Mad

When hoes are mad

Person 1: hoes mad
Person 2: hoes mad

by ThotSlayerZamasu January 10, 2020

hoe ass

A very rude ugly annoying person. Can refer to a male or female. In most cases a hoe ass is a little bitch who you want to inflict pain towards

I hate Patrick I wanna fight that hoe ass

by Yomama567782 September 22, 2020

pokemon hoe

A way to describe someone who is a slut for pokemon go.

Jessica is a total pokemon hoe, she's always battling at gyms.

by konnoyuuki August 4, 2016

lodge hoe

A male/female who stays in the lodge of a ski resort and flirts with other males or females instead of actually skiing

Sara Smart is such a lodge hoe.

by Poopypoopypoop December 15, 2016