jakob - ha jokes

A comment talking about the meaning of being a marine bioligist. It is very deep, and few people have managed to define it

Me: Jakob - ha jokes

a Guy: Dude! you're too deep

by every god damn Sheep November 30, 2017

brewe-ha's

A quality, local establishment located in the town of Normal Illinois. The local watering hole where students go to get drunk on Tuesday nights.

Nick - we going to brewe-ha's tonight if you wanna come
Kevin - gotta love the ole watering hole
Fischer - is kimber working tonight?

by Lawless fletcher February 28, 2018

has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017

martha has arrived

Marth has arrived means you are on your period

*woman walks into a room of women* Martha has ARRIVED!!

by Rory Graham June 25, 2016

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

Has the titanic sunk

The titanic has sunk is a reference to when the dick has stopped being hard and has gone back to normal. It is usually the girlfriend/boyfriend who say it

Girlfriend: Hey are u ready.

Boyfriend: No sorry babes.

Girlfriend: Has the titanic sunk.

by Mickey Mouse 370142834288 January 6, 2017

HA>H(t)

The horses asses will always out number the horses at any given time.

Anyone working or performing will be judged by at least two idiots at any given time- HA>H(t)

by jschico October 5, 2012