Ur history a mistery

The completion of all insults. Overrules ur ancestors incestors and ur species feces.

Human: ur ancestors incestors
Guy: ur species feces
Everyone:(silent)
Human: ur history a mistery
Everyone: (questioning their own existence)

by Coolman29 June 17, 2018

Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."

That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.

Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.

by The Great White North February 4, 2010

History

Something that doesn't need to be torn down or replaced. As long as people are (mis)led to believe that out with the old, in with the new is really in their best interest and not in the financial interest of some developer from another town or state, they will keep falling in line with the agenda of these folks and never taking a stand against their agenda. It's a good way to lose any history that people came to love about a place, in favor of building a new order and a new agenda of peole that don't really give a fuck about them or anything but dollar signs.

History isn't removed or replaced by something new, it's really an attempt by some people or groups to show that somebody new is in charge here now.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

97104 history

97104 history is a...THING that has numbers Using "97104." people are smarter so now we have 2 and 10 and 11.

97101, 97102, 97104, 97107, 97109, 97110,... that's 97104 history!

by Get a fricking LIFE April 11, 2023

history class

History class is probably the only class in school I like but let's be honest 9 times out of 10 we use this class as a bed because all we do in it is sleep but like I said it is interesting but once the lights in the class go off so does people's interest in the the subject.

me:I like history class but i'm gonna sleep
random: yeah same

by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021