A fucking swag cobba, does mean farts & burps. Sexiest motherfucka (cause he likes fucking milfs), juicy brain and ass. Is psycho but in the best way possible. Has the cutest dog and cat.
"BRO! NO FUCKING WAY! IT'SLUCAS GRAY!!" *shits pants*
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The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.
Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet.
Man 2: How do you mean?
Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.
Zachary Teeter is a man who doesn’t leave any woman to the rest of us, his rizz is unstoppable, his third leg sweeps the ground as he walks. He has known to be called Adolph Rizzler.