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Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021
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Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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bong goblin

A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.

Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.

The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.

In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man

Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin

Kev - I hear that
by bigS May 11, 2014
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clinica goblins gremilins

as pessoas mais engracadas que existem
clinica goblins gremilins
by volkomito March 20, 2022
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Goblin Box

A box for when you have the habit of collecting random things off the ground (usually shiny things) and hoard them.
"I just found a bottle cap!"
"into the goblin box it goes!"
by Rat Dad August 12, 2019
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bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
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