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Goblin

What’s a goblin?”
“Umm, Annie
by CharlesBrig.24 February 14, 2024
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Green Goblin

Not only the biggest GOAT of all of the supervillains, but one individual who definitely deserves a spot in the hall of fame.
"Did you watch the new movie, Spiderman: No Way Home?

"Yeah dude it was sick"

"Who killed aunt may again?"

"it was the Green Goblin, he is the goat dude!"
by protein bor August 9, 2022
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crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.
Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today
by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
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Scooter Goblin

A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees
by BigManBeef March 23, 2021
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cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56
those damn cock goblins are back
by beddsy January 31, 2021
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Goblin

An affectionate term, often used to a girl who is attractive, yet short and a bit weird.
Megan? Oh, you mean Goblin.

Oh my god, did you see her dancing? Haha, such a little Goblin.
by Enwhytee December 25, 2016
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crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."
by Дecca September 27, 2023
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