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Being a ginger myself i can give the inside scoop. unlike some beliefs a ginger is not made by a genetic disease called gingervitus(which happens to be a gum disease that rots your gums and makes all your teeth fall out), but is caused by 2 devils having sex and creating a satan spawn, because satan and all his worshipers live underground they are not used to the power of uv light from the sun, which is why they burn. to avoid having ginger children the ginger parent must mate with an asian thus cancelling out the ginger gene. gingers prefer the night because it is less damaging to them. the south park episode about gingers is partly true, gingers have no souls, are wierd, should all be exterminated, will take over the world but we do NOT use umbrella's i was deeply offended by the umbrealla's, most gingers prefer to burn with honour.

many ginger children are bullied at a young age, lets face it we deserve it and therefore lose all self confidence, we then screw up in life, the true people are the ones who rise above being ginger and then enjoy their life with new self confidence, they may lead normal lifes as a bank manager or a politician, however they are always trying to become more and more powerful so they can take over the world.

believe or not i am ginger!! i am not the best looking person but that never stopped me so far, for a picture of me go to mingers.com and u will see me first page.
Clever guy: OMG A FUCKING GINGER, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
blind man: what a sexy ginger

rednek: lets go hunt us some ginger for tea
by El Diablo Jingero December 26, 2007
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ginger cop

a police officer who has gingivitis (see ginger definition). may seem inferior as typical gingers do, but he usually ends up having a mighty oak in his fiery forrest.
:omg you slept with a ginger?! ew!!
:yah, but its okay, he was a ginger cop!
by erica van winkleman May 31, 2010
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ginger

a person with red hair - can be copper colored
Bob Cartwright is a ginger no matter what he believes. His hair is copper-colored.
by notaginge7 November 3, 2011
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ginger

Ginger is a type of hair colour which is a redish shade, Many people say that people with ginger hair have no souls, are pale, have freckles, are unable to tan, have no feelings etc. None of that is true, some gingers can tan just as well as people with different coloured hair like blonde or brunette and some don't even have any freckles. They are also all humans like everyone else and of course THEY HAVE SOULS. It has never been proven that ginger people do not have souls, and it never will be because they all can feel as much as anyone else with other hair colours. For an example: Ed Sheeran (singer/songwriter) has ginger hair, if ginger people had no souls then someone explain how Ed Sheeran managed to write all of his songs about HIS FEELINGS.

Many people use the word 'ginger' to insult people, when really it isn't actually an insult at all. It's a hair colour, it would be just the same if i yelled 'brunette' or 'blonde' at someone. Ginger is actually a very beautiful, rare and special hair colour and the only explanation for someone picking on someone because of their hair colour is because they are just jealous. Jealous that they don't have such a special gorgeous hair colour. So if your hair is ginger, NEVER be ashamed of it, embrace it, because it's the most beautiful hair colour there is, and if you were born with it naturally then you are one of the luckiest people to have such incredible hair.
"People with ginger hair are the most beautiful and luckiest people"
by mwa dictionary May 12, 2016
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Ginger Diva

a red headed man who is an entitled princess
Ginger Diva thinks he's tired...when in reality ginger diva is hungover. Don't be a ginger diva.
by TASavage August 24, 2017
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GTDs are ALWAYS mistaken for stds.u see along time ago a ginger named errogk fucked an ape therefore developing GTD's.they changed it to stds in the 1200's because king arthur slept with a ginger and banned the word.in the 1990s it was discovered and brought back by south park
wow kelsi gave u a GTD (ginger transmitted Disease)
by xdfmkldfgbl[ March 10, 2011
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drop dead ginger

the act of ringing somebodys door bell and running (this refers to the british term)
"go ring her door bell jimmy"
"no i dont like to drop dead ginger people"
by michael barney January 17, 2009
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