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Furry Fisting 

Verb

1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
Furry Fisting by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Furry clan 

The best word that defines Athenist.

Furry clan (Athenist) is lead by furry egirls and 90% of Athenist members are simps that simp over them. Athenist simps usually have deep depression before/after simping over them.

A good tip is to stay away from that clan, it is never late to get a girlfriend instead of a furry egirl.
Every athenist leader: OMG LEO, you are so pro please join Athenist?
Leo: You mean that Furry clan? Nah I don't want depression.
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Gabwiee: Leo ily!
Leo: Ye me2.... Wait you have a DICK?

Furry friend 

Usually named something like Henry or Daniel, they love their fur suits and always blame others for being furries because they are embarrassed of what they are.
My friend is such a furry friend and I want to shoot him in the face with a double pump

Furry death 

Furry death

Those fuckers deserved it
Furry death by Lord Tayto April 15, 2022

Furry hater 

What you shouldn't be
"Adam is a furry hater." Whispers Winter.

"No he's just in denial." Alyssa says back.
Furry hater by TheYiffYiffMansLover September 15, 2019

Furry hater 

Just a bunch of stupid toddlers who think fatherless is a good insult and cant stand the fact that some people have a slightly abnormal hobby that isn't hurting anyone (talking about normal furrys not the bad ones) unless the furry is actually being super weird or is a zoo then just leave them alone
A is furry
B is furry hater

A: *makes normal tik tok*
B: lol cringe fatherless 😂
Furry hater by EPlC Microbe April 25, 2022

Furry Day 

On this day you have to do something furry related and it is also a day where furry's can be proud of themselves! - On June 5th
(This is just an example)
Jack (is a furry) : Dude its Furry Day!
Tim : Cool! What do you want to do?
Jack (is a furry) : I want to make you a fursona!
Tim : Sure! Whatever makes you happy!
Furry Day by SimplyCowy May 16, 2021