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first-middle

The way a mother addresses her child when they are misbehaving.
I can't believe Adrian Michael got first-middled by his mom on Vine.
by waizawa June 11, 2021
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first beach

The main public beach in Newport RI that is infamous for it's red seaweed. Locals steer clear from this beach and go to the private beaches like hazards and gooseberry instead. If they want the big beach experience, they go to Second Beach or Gansett instead.
Dude i picked up Megan and Kaylee after they had hockey practice and their bags made my car smell like first beach.
by fucklasalle April 24, 2021
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1- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s pibling.
2- Child of their parent’s half-nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s half-pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s half-nibling.
5- Parent's sesquiple-first-cousin.
6- Sesquiple-first-cousin's child.
7- Sesqui-first-cousin-once-removed.
My sesquiple-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022
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First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023
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