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Family look best in photographs

An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.
Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011
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wooden spoon family

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019
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Family Picture Wrecker

The Family picture wrecker is so ugly even the dog won't hump his leg.
by MenekauneeRules May 22, 2011
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Your Family tree LGBT

More powerful than "Your grandpap a trap", "Your granny a tranny" and "Your mom gay". It will instantly kill all of your enemies within a 70 metre radius. It cannot be countered.
Jeff: Your mom gay
Joe: Your Dad Lesbian

Jeff: Your Family tree LGBT
Joe: *Combusts spontaneously*
by Ayolisus May 16, 2018
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Family Guy Pipeline Incident

Split screen TikTok videos where the top part is a Family Guy clip, and the bottom is gameplay of a mobile game. Everyone was hooked on to these videos so users saw it as an opportunity to add jump scares or unsettling footage. The name originates from the first Family guy clip videos which contained someone closing a pipe with random objects instead of a mobile game. Nobody knows why it is an "incident" but thats what users call it.
"yo do you know about the Family Guy Pipeline Incident?" "oh yeah the s̶̢̡̡̡̧̨̧̧̧̨̢̢̢̧̧̨̢̡̛̛̝̪̜̱͙̘͉̭͕͍̻̭̗͍͍͚̣̘̼̜͈̩͍̣͖͇̖̲̼̲̯̖̟̪̬̠̮͓͓̮̘̳͖̤̻̬͚̺͓͚̲͕̳͕̰̞̗̙̖̳̹͕̹̙̻̬̰̙̫͕̳͕̞̮̲͚̳̣͙̟̘̙̥̝̫̹̦̺̲͖̤͓̻͈͕̙̩̲̰͉̝̝͚̙̦̠̱̥͔͚̗̠͔̪̟͈̖̝͓̥̞̯͎̯̠͕̪̝͎̱̣̓̏́͐̈́̈́̏̊͊̃̑͑̿͑͒̅̾̉̇͊͐̈́̔̏̎́̈́̈́̎͐̐̇͐̌̌̆͐̏̏́̄̉̊͛͒͋̾̇͗̀́́̆͐͌̀̄̓̿̎̕̚̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅy̶̧̨̨̧̢̡̡̧̡̧̛̰̞̪̮̱̤̘̙͉̠̙̱͕̰̤͔͕̖̙̘̮̝͈̠͓͇͎̞͙͉͕̮̠̱̹͔̘̳̮͚̺̤̭͙̙̠̼̯̭̜͍͉̮͓̞̪̪̥͎̹͚̖̫̹̰̺͍͔̤̝̜̱̟̮͈̠̥̲̳̤̬̭̹̖̖̤̩̻̞̰̭͔̬̻̪͔͍͖̖̣͕̲̎͌̌̀͌͒̆̊͑̽̎̾̉̀̓̿͌̒̋̔̾̀̒͂̃́͋͆̌̆́̅̈́͐̔̈́̀̿̓͐͒͒͐́̍̽̉͆̃͋̏̏̀̆̂̑͘̕̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅs̶̡̡̨̢̡̧̢̢̧̧̡̧̢͔̣̜̲̙̪͕͉̪͓͕̩͓̗̙̮̩̼̱͕̲͔̠͉͖̰͚̯̫̜̱̭̖͉̗̗̩͙͓̘̣͍̼̣̘̳̟̰̰͇͔̞̫̱̰̜͈̹̜͚̘̺̲͎͔͙̖̭̹͈̠̖͇̖̞̫͎̩͎̞͉͔̯͍̤͓̩͚͔̃́̾͜͜͜ͅͅs̶̢̡̡̡̧̨̧̧̧̨̢̢̢̧̧̨̢̡̛̛̝̪̜̱͙̘͉̭͕͍̻̭̗͍͍͚̣̘̼̜͈̩͍̣͖͇̖̲̼̲̯̖̟̪̬̠̮͓͓̮̘̳͖̤̻̬͚̺͓͚̲͕̳͕̰̞̗̙̖̳̹͕̹̙̻̬̰̙̫͕̳͕̞̮̲͚̳̣͙̟̘̙̥̝̫̹̦̺̲͖̤͓̻͈͕̙̩̲̰͉̝̝͚̙̦̠̱̥͔͚̗̠͔̪̟͈̖̝͓̥̞̯͎̯̠͕̪̝͎̱̣̓̏́͐̈́̈́̏̊͊̃̑͑̿͑͒̅̾̉̇͊͐̈́̔̏̎́̈́̈́̎͐̐̇͐̌̌̆͐̏̏́̄̉̊͛͒͋̾̇͗̀́́̆͐͌̀̄̓̿̎̕̚̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅy̶̧̨̨̧̢̡̡̧̡̧̛̰̞̪̮̱̤̘̙͉̠̙̱͕̰̤͔͕̖̙̘̮̝͈̠͓͇͎̞͙͉͕̮̠̱̹͔̘̳̮͚̺̤̭͙̙̠̼̯̭̜͍͉̮͓̞̪̪̥͎̹͚̖̫̹̰̺͍͔̤̝̜̱̟̮͈̠̥̲̳̤̬̭̹̖̖̤̩̻̞̰̭͔̬̻̪͔͍͖̖̣͕̲̎͌̌̀͌͒̆̊͑̽̎̾̉̀̓̿͌̒̋̔̾̀̒͂̃́͋͆̌̆́̅̈́͐̔̈́̀̿̓͐͒͒͐́̍̽̉͆̃͋̏̏̀̆̂̑͘̕̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅs̶̡̡̨̢̡̧̢̢̧̧̡̧̢͔̣̜̲̙̪͕͉̪͓͕̩͓̗̙̮̩̼̱͕̲͔̠͉͖̰͚̯̫̜̱̭̖͉̗̗̩͙͓̘̣͍̼̣̘̳̟̰̰͇͔̞̫̱̰̜͈̹̜͚̘̺̲͎͔͙̖̭̹͈̠̖͇̖̞̫͎̩͎̞͉͔̯͍̤͓̩͚͔̃́̾͜͜͜ͅͅ"
by orx2k December 19, 2022
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ur family big not straight

The immortal "ur" joke. No one can be defeated using this phrase. This is a phrase stronger than Thanos' snap. It can wipe out 75 percent of life on the universe.
person 1: Your mom is big gay and u have bit lgbt.
person 2: *default dancing* ur family big not straight.
person 1: *head implodes*
by xX_rayhole_asseater_69_Xx February 15, 2019
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da Vinci Crime Family

The da Vinci Crime Family is an all Gay African-American criminal organization also known as Black GayMafia from the slums of Miami, New York, Atlanta Expanding from Brazil to Japan, The da Vinci Crime Family estimated members more than over 200 nation wide alone.
Ruthless far worst . WATCH OUT for da vinci Crime Family
by mobgroupie May 25, 2011
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