An epic gamer is a person who possesses great knowledge of video games.
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
A: Have you heard about the new Fortnite update?
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
by BlackWaltz April 20, 2019

by Kumtukey fly chimken May 20, 2021

"Hey bro, do you wanna head down to the cemetery and munt your grandma after we play some minecraft?"
"Yeah lets do that, we have to keep the epic gamer munter streak going."
"Yeah lets do that, we have to keep the epic gamer munter streak going."
by The munting gigachad January 31, 2025

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011

what ben shapiro uses on twitter to show that it is good and that it is a fact, that doesnt care about your feelings
by HalfSICKO April 12, 2021
