Sweet Baby Dave

The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.

The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.

by Lawls92 November 25, 2021

Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024

Dirty Dave

David Létourneau

- I met David Létourneau today!
- You mean Dirty Dave?
-Yeah

by psps123 January 6, 2021

Anti-Dave Day

21st of August, the Day that celebrates the People on Gamejolt defeating a homophobic Child Molester named Dave and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr.

Person 1: It's Anti-Dave Day!!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Celebration of Dave's Defeat on Gamejolt

Person 2: Who is Dave?
Person 1: A Child Molester who would harrass and stalk People

by Spider-jolter August 21, 2024

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

a dave drop

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.

Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.

by allaboutfloyd July 7, 2016

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023