captain

verb: to love with all of your heart and thus change

Tommy captained the Captain all day every day. Then, he kissed her through the phone.

by Coni Pony June 5, 2009

captain

1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.

1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.

by Noodles August 2, 2006

captain

noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander

Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.

by a lonley whore January 1, 2004

Captain

I really have never used this term but...I read a reference to it in regards to Steve McNair's murder.

Basically it sounds like another word for "sugar daddy". An older man who takes care of a younger woman by buying her things, paying bills for her, etc.

Every man I know has a little Captain in him. We see a pretty young thang working her way through nursing or cosmetology school and it's just in our nature to pay a cellphone bill, a car note or get her nails done.

by CapitalCityGoofball July 8, 2009

Captain Crunch

When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.

by harry balzcak September 9, 2009

Captain Marvel

most powerful avenger.

wanda: is that captain marvel?
thor: yeah she powerful as fuck

by natsdanvers January 9, 2022

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005