Knock off “designer” weed (marijuana crafted at its finest and marketed to customers looking for a luxury smoking experience.) or just plain horrible weed…smells bad. Usually looks bad. Not grown with care. Tiny nugs or shake. Little to no terps. May even look good but always taste like crap. Doesn’t get you high. Doesn’t break up right. May have too many chemicals or added PGRS (Plant Growth Regulators). Usually the smoke produces black ash. Boof may also be sold in fancy knockoff packaging at a high price to fool the customer or even at low price in sandwich baggies to attract those looking to save money. May also be referred to as mids although sometimes boof can be far worse. Any marijuana product that was made from boof is boof. There are boof edibles, boof dabs, boof hash rosin, etc.
IE: (1) Dude support your local grower, the dispensaries usually have boof. I don’t think you’d wanna smoke that, it doesn’t get me high. (2) I don’t like to smoke with them. They only smoke boof and that stuff gives me a headache. It doesn’t even have a smell (3) I think I’m gonna hit up Jookz I wanna smoke some real exotics and the pwner never has boof. He’s allergic to boof.
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To do sex with one's butt. Contrary to typical sex, boofing is done up in the posterior (more commonly referred to as the "asshole").
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Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
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