phantom beer

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.

When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.

by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013

beer pounder

16 ounce beer. As in 16 ounces in a pound.

Coors 16 ounce can of beer = hey! give me a Coors beer pounder...

by Mr. Pounder November 21, 2013

Beer Belly

A belly which you can balance a beer bottle on, or an otherwise alcoholic snack.

Person 1: Dude, are you already drunk?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a beer belly!

by Lucille Tercio July 1, 2016

Pussy Beer

Drinking your favourite beer, warming it up in your mouth, and spitting it into your partners vagina, and then proceeding to drink it. Which will then fuck her up.

I gave her so much Pussy Beer last night, she couldn't even stay on my cock.
She loves the Pussy Beer so much that's all she asks for.
She loves how the Pussy Beer fucks her up.

by Pussy Beer June 2, 2018

Devil Beer

Fancy craft beer which is at least 6.5% ABV or more that usually looks cloudy and often tastes like fruit salad.

I drank a four pack of Devil Beers last night and ended up passing out on my floor.

by TAVIRUS III December 19, 2019

flat of beer

A 24 pack of beer

Im over in my neighbour logans driveway drinking a flat of beer

by BradPlague December 11, 2017

Slapshot a Beer

To drink a beer quickly and with force. Often specifically, in Canada, Midwestern States or the far Northeast.

Often after playing or during a hockey game, one will slapshot a beer. Often occurring in hockey rink parking lots.

"Let's go slapshot a beer"

by Theresa Menc September 15, 2012