shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013

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J-bedes

When someone lives like a pig and is on the fast track for Type 2 diabetes.

That guy needs to exercise, he can't keep living like J-bedes.

by Iggypop December 22, 2013

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drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

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Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.

Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.

by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

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The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.

"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"

by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015

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