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open an account

When you want to confide secrets or personal information with someone for the first time and for it to remain confidential. Similar to putting something โ€œinto the vault.โ€
Hey man, Iโ€™d like to open an account with you

Sure dude, confide away!
by Dangerous Dante October 2, 2020
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open water rowing

A very difficult and stressful sport which includes a boat, oars, and people to use the oars to row. This sport is led in New England by the Burlington High school rowing team who won the New England Ice Breaker Challenge even though Sound School Cheated!
by Ace Ventura Pet Detective January 4, 2018
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fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
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open up the cheese trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.
"open up the cheese trap ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“"
by b1lth July 10, 2024
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Open/mineded

The ability to openly mine assets over conventional wisdom and constraints that focused completely on discarding all values determined by man.
Sherry: Iโ€™m not really for this Phil

Phil: All you have to be is open/mineded, itโ€™s coming regardless and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
by PsiRuiz April 30, 2025
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Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020
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opening dragon

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)
"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"
by openingdragon July 9, 2023
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