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by ToiletTalker69420 April 17, 2023
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Austin

Yeah that’s Austin, he only eats Mac and cheese.
by RobertHillthe2nd May 13, 2025
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Austin

Austin’s are usually very tall and are very sexy they also know how to fight if you see a wild Austin do not make eye contact or they will pounce out side of them being to beat any one up they are very fine gentlemen who every one wants to be around but if you go to ones house don’t look in there basement
(Rober) I’m going to kill that guy “walks up to Austin” but Austin uses the world to stop time and punch a hole through his chest

Defenition 2
Murder attacks Austin
But Austin pulls out his katana and uses water breathing to kill him
by Bansky November 23, 2021
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Austin

A kid that gets no bitches and believes the government controls his brain
Person 1: Hey who’s that? He’s talking to your sister.
Person 2: That’s that Austin motherfucker!
by Theunknownwaterbottle September 13, 2022
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Austin

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
"Oh Austin? Yeah thing about him is The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death.
by Will Arnett November 23, 2021
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Austin

A guy that pulls girls without his own knowledge. Probably smart too. Give your fellow Austin a goodnight kiss.
"OMG, is that guy named Austin?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna give him a good night kiss."
"Me too, what a cool guy."
by ihatecatdoghotdog April 25, 2023
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AUSTIN

Austin : two inches is average right?
person 1 :no?
Austin : oh.
by m1kel September 19, 2023
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