Halloween Apple

Another word for a pumpkin
What idiots and elite call the orange version of a spooky fruit

Hey can you pass me that Halloween apple? I want to carve a vampire into it

by WisdomicPersona May 4, 2021

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Apple Syndrome

is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.

People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :

Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).

Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.

Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.

Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.

Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.

See Also Hipsters.

by Grey Polar Bear September 4, 2013

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Rage Apple

A rage apple is an angry little person,(a.k.a midget), who enjoys causing others pain

Man that guy over there is such a rage apple

by RageApple July 30, 2014

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Apple Swirly

When a male dips his testicles into his urine after peeing and flushes the toilet to cause said testicles to swirl around in his Apple juice.

I don’t need a girlfriend to give myself an Apple Swirly! I just need a toilet...

by Jiloss1 December 18, 2018

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apple minion

Pimp as mofo who needs to kill himself quick. Right after slapping his mother with his 4 ft cock.

Dude your suck an apple minion for doing that

by Pimp Ass Mofo November 5, 2013

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Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.

Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.

by Manwiche December 17, 2011

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