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Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing
^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
by thurb March 31, 2023
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Johnny Ass Pops

When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.
Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!
by Mr.Hitler_mushu October 10, 2020
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fuck Johnny day

June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day
by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 8, 2020
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Johnny

thick butt girl: im scared of johnny his dick too big

thick butt girls friend: stop being scary, but it is kinda big tho
by daggerdiccj3 February 21, 2022
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Johnny ilias

Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)

Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
Johnny ilias is going to turn into a bacon if he doesnt stop with his stupid game.
by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022
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Johnny B'd

Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share
Man ! I totally got Johnny B'd three times last night...and I could smell that was some good shit !
by Bettywhite June 7, 2014
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Johnny Shot

The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.
Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!
by Doble P December 6, 2023
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