number onee

"number onee" is a phrase rather than word. It is the international sign of approval amongst dirtbags, scumbags, and disgusting people. When you call someone "number onee" this should be accompanied by a raised arm, closed fist, with your index finger pointed at the person and wagged at them. Now, the phrase does not always need to be accompanied by the gesture and the gesture does not need the phrase to get the point across; they are best used together but are just as sufficiently understood seperatly.

(Ale hits on 13 year old girl; he is 26)
Matt: You're number onee
Ale: Omg thanks man!

(Matt is getting a bj in the woods, Sammy passed by, they make eye contact, Sammy gives Matt the "number onee" gesture, Matt cries one tear of happiness)

by capn caboto September 16, 2014

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The number six

When you go to the movies with your ex-partner and touch their wee wee

" What did you do with claire last night at the movies?"
"I did the number six"

by frankdidthis May 17, 2022

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Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

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Dumo's number

10^(π×100).

"Dumo's number can be enough for a countable number."

by hydorus shui October 1, 2023

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Figure 2.3 In Textbooks Is The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty Three Because Of Uvula Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Figure 2.3 In Textbooks Is The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty Three Because Of Uvula Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

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