idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...

mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

by zman90 November 2, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

ratio

L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

by ur fav slave escape helper March 13, 2022

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.

Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."

by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023

Peyton Manning

if Peyton Manning’s name is actually Peyton krutz then ur in luck here’s the definition; usually very nice, has a big friend group, gets ass every other weekend,his best friends name is probably Russell or something like that lmao. Usually pretty sporty! He’s most likely single rn so hit him up

Oh my , peyton Manning’s sanuks look so good with that outfit oh and can you ask him to come scoop.

by @anotsilbfrd January 1, 2018

G-Man

who the fuck knows him

uh oh, G-Man is on that mysterious cat walk

by Paatyz February 21, 2023