Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021
Get the bladder just fell out of my asshole mug.by 69 years ago July 4, 2021
Get the AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money mug.get your face out my face, is a common phrase used to threaten or square up on sum bitch thats trynna fight
"hey back off,get your face out my face.okay dog?!"
"you're actually dumb,so just get your face out my face"
"you're actually dumb,so just get your face out my face"
by choocieobtainer November 27, 2018
Get the Get your face out my face mug.A child/teenager's most dreaded words to hear when travelling in the car driven by an irate/irritated parent or other authority-figure, and having asked either "Where are we going?" or "What are you going to do?" This hotly-uttered reply indicates that the adult is either feeling guilt-ridden about the fairness/appropriateness of whatever horrid/torturous action(s) are scheduled for the trembling youngster, or else he does not wish to debate/argue about whatever is in store for said wretched passenger, and so he does not want to reveal the details until the last minute.
When a parent/grownup snaps, "You'll find out when we get there!", usually it means one of four things:
(1) You'll be sent to either a doctor for painful/invasive "treatment", or suffer a long/boring lecture with one or more emotionless preachy counselors who don't seem to truly listen or even care about you personally.
(2) You'll be forced to perform one or more difficult/unpleasant/exhausting tasks.
(3) You'll be compelled to spend hours with one or more fellow humans who are of exceedingly undesirable-to-you nature, and/or who will be super-strict with you, feed you insipid/minuscule meals, forbid/severely limit fun activities, etc.
(4) You'll be subjected to horrendous punishment/discipline of some sort. Keep in mind, however, that physical punishment has been outlawed in many areas and is now widely frowned upon, so hopefully you will not actually get beaten, slapped, or otherwise physically traumatized. You may, however, be made to publicly apologize to a lot of people, stand for hours on a street-corner with a huge "I like to ___ whatever misbehavior you're accused of" sign, etc. Be sure to keep notes, take photos/video, and/or otherwise document all events as they occur, however; not only will this make your tormentors reluctant to incriminate themselves by "going too far" in their harshness, but it will also give you proof to file formal complaints with appropriate authorities afterwards if you feel that your treatment was undeserved/illegal/excessive.
(1) You'll be sent to either a doctor for painful/invasive "treatment", or suffer a long/boring lecture with one or more emotionless preachy counselors who don't seem to truly listen or even care about you personally.
(2) You'll be forced to perform one or more difficult/unpleasant/exhausting tasks.
(3) You'll be compelled to spend hours with one or more fellow humans who are of exceedingly undesirable-to-you nature, and/or who will be super-strict with you, feed you insipid/minuscule meals, forbid/severely limit fun activities, etc.
(4) You'll be subjected to horrendous punishment/discipline of some sort. Keep in mind, however, that physical punishment has been outlawed in many areas and is now widely frowned upon, so hopefully you will not actually get beaten, slapped, or otherwise physically traumatized. You may, however, be made to publicly apologize to a lot of people, stand for hours on a street-corner with a huge "I like to ___ whatever misbehavior you're accused of" sign, etc. Be sure to keep notes, take photos/video, and/or otherwise document all events as they occur, however; not only will this make your tormentors reluctant to incriminate themselves by "going too far" in their harshness, but it will also give you proof to file formal complaints with appropriate authorities afterwards if you feel that your treatment was undeserved/illegal/excessive.
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the You'll find out when we get there mug.Good gracious your gorgeous inside and out! That is all, take care! i am here jumping from stream to stream making people smile and laugh, cuz there is too much hate on the internet. Love peace and chicken grease! You're beautiful, you're one of a kind, Smile more!
by Bliss213 July 19, 2023
Get the Good gracious your gorgeous inside and out! mug.Josh: dude it's August 2nd!
Daniel: so??
Josh: it's national ask your crush out day!!
Daniel: oh shit.
Daniel: so??
Josh: it's national ask your crush out day!!
Daniel: oh shit.
by Fumb Duck August 2, 2022
Get the National Ask Your Crush Out Day mug.Person 1: do you know what night it is?
Person 2: no.
Person 1: play robox with your boobs out night, because it's the 16th of October.
Person 2: *gets boobs out and plays roblox*
Person 2: no.
Person 1: play robox with your boobs out night, because it's the 16th of October.
Person 2: *gets boobs out and plays roblox*
by WANKERKID69 October 15, 2022
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