Revolutionary War

The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.
Revolutionary War is still talked to this day about.
by One little hellian October 24, 2017
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cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.
I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019
by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019
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Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)
by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020
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War pig

A politic that starts meaningless wars
President Obama is a war pig pulled out of Iraq and moved the soldiers into Afghanistan
by warpiggy April 19, 2018
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war chariot

Sexual position. A varient of "doggy style" where the man holds the girls dual ponytail simulating reins of a horse. This works best with very long hair.
1. That girl has amazingly long hair! Makes me want to get my war chariot on.

2. "You war chariot with her yet?"

" her hair is too short. It ends up being more of a pony express"

3. She's got that war chariot hair going on
by kagesama April 21, 2014
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Chyme War

The online war between emetophiles and emetophobes.

While some aspects of these two sides are similar, for instance commonly having Rocky from BFDI as a comfort character, their conflicting interests make them oppose each other.

Most of the time I think internet wars are stupid, but this is the second one I’ve actually partook in.

In 2021, I fought on the side of the furries in the FvG war. Yeah fuck me because I like talking animals boohoo.
Now, I’m fighting on the side of the emetophobes.

The war started in September when an emetophile entered an emetophobic space and began saying “Me always wanting to be sick” like- what’s with the caveman grammar??
I partook in the 2023 Chyme War. I am terrified of the possibility of one single fuckin technicolour yawn and yet these people think it’s HOT.
by CurledPawsAndStuff January 3, 2023
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Coyote war

A social media feud, often stemming from disagreements such as how to react to Coyotes observed in a suburban neighborhood.
“Hey what’s up?” “Sorry can’t talk now, I’m in a coyote war”
by Wattle July 8, 2019
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