Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024

Amber Van Pelt

She is a loving 21 year old girl who dreams of being a surgeon. Her best friend is Zoe LaVerne. Her birthday is February 21.

Amber Van Pelt is a queen.

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Vans

A shitty shoe skateboarding posers wear

Poser: Hey guys! Just pulled a tre flip off del toro wearing my Vans! Didn't have the cameras on though!
Skater 1: (To skater 2) Poser?
Skater 2: (To skater 1) Poser.

by Sheiny77 November 5, 2020

Van

Van is a awesome cool great loving person loves skateboarding and hockey and loves loves hot dogs

Hey Van

by We have the cheese 27493 February 24, 2022

Van

The very short kid who is a elementary school condom plug

Damn, that van is getting money

by Harryblunt December 6, 2019

Van life

A way to escape people, and enjoy living away from society. Not necessarily in a van, Van Life can be enjoyed out of the boot of a Subaru outback too. Van life requires the liver to forgo the modern creature comforts, reducing life to the important parts: the people and places.

Put simply, it is living for an extended period of time in a car or van in order to camp in nature but remain mobile and a little safer.

Tina just sold her house; she's going full Van Life.

by KZMadsocks October 22, 2024