terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 1, 2018

mudhole unicorn

Country girl that loves riding and playing in mud but is a one of a kind,can't be found,rare.

That girl is the one shes country and rare, no dude that girl is a mudhole unicorn.

by Mudhole Queen May 14, 2022

dank unicorn

Cool, special and unique, but not to be confused with cutting unicorns

You are a dank unicorn.

by Dickdick62 October 21, 2017

unicorn

a sweet fluffy cuddly creature that is caring and charming .

did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by [e-mail] July 28, 2017

Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead

Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you

by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021

Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024

Unicorn Sniffing

Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.

I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”

by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018