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Unicorn

A magical horse with a rainbow mane and a horn that walks on RAINBOOOWSSS <33333
" Mom i want to be an unicorn "
"Sure honey"
by Anonima999 April 17, 2017
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unicorn sanchez

A purplish pink stain above the lip that resembles a mustache from drinking a unicorn frappachino.
Dude you see that basic over there , she's got a unicorn sanchez going on.
by Patrick C. Bateman April 19, 2017
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Glaswegian Unicorn

A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.
"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."
by KantoChaos April 24, 2017
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unicorn head

Unicorn Head means that a girl/guy is dressed as a unicorn while giving head so hard that the guys genitals start to turn different colors like a rainbow
Guy 1: Dude this girl last night gave me unicorn head

Guy 2: No way dude how many colors
Guy 1: All of them
by GummyBear25 May 28, 2017
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terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la
Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
by WandObi March 1, 2018
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Unicorn asbestos

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018
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whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018
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