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Vac-truck Nigger

Vacuuming up the liquid wastes of society, the Vac-truck Nigger is lowest caste of truck driver. They are readily identifiable by their putrid smell and filthy appearance. They have been known to spontaneously burst into song while imitating barnyard animals. For reasons unknown to scientists United States Marines seem drawn to becoming Vac-truck Niggers.
While vacuuming out the filthy sludge, Luke the Vac-truck Nigger began to sing and dance around the sludge pit while flapping his arms like a goose.

When the sheriff’s deputy questioned James as to why he was swimming in a septic tank, James replied “because I’m a dumb Vac-truck Nigger”.
by alstonsailor May 23, 2025
mugGet the Vac-truck Niggermug.

truck stop mosaic

when you splatter against the backboard of the commode and leave a big stain for the next guy
I wouldn’t go in there right now my truck stop mosaic is still drying.
by z4ynex June 25, 2024
mugGet the truck stop mosaicmug.

Truck Slut

A man who has a lifted truck that fucks anything that looks at it
by Goodefs December 2, 2023
mugGet the Truck Slutmug.

truck & trailer

John Eales' latest (possibly greatest) contribution to SH rugby. English completely unprepared, having never heard of it before! The arrogance, the arrogance...
-peep- sorry that's truck & trailer. number 7 white. yellow card. penalty new zealand.
by TheRebel October 31, 2003
mugGet the truck & trailermug.

bug-truck

when a bug has a big dump truck in the back
Timmy: hey tommy did you see that bug?

Tommy: yea look he's got a bug-truck
by 13 yo girl making up words August 25, 2021
mugGet the bug-truckmug.

Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022
mugGet the Red Truck Syndromemug.

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